tpolisher:

Nick’s recipe for Bro Juice: Empty 1 bottle each of vodka, Everclear and fruit punch into a large cooler. Add a heaping cup of despair, anxiety, and self-loathing. Stir the liquids together until they are thoroughly combined.

tpolisher:

Nick’s recipe for Bro Juice: Empty 1 bottle each of vodka, Everclear and fruit punch into a large cooler. Add a heaping cup of despair, anxiety, and self-loathing. Stir the liquids together until they are thoroughly combined.



Some people

Shouldn’t get tattooed

Shouldn’t do tattoos

Should get a job

Should get a job and stop being creepy

Should bring me DONUTS

They should show this at schools….

and EVERY nightclub in Peterborough

These people make me laugh SO SO much

FUCK THE

Festivals line up.

Biffy Cunting Clyro….

Also, to hell with twatty alternative chicks….

OH NO the Germans are coming to get me!!!!!

I wanna do this to your mother at our wedding

This is what it is like playing Trivial Pursuit with my mother…

The Irons

Jeremy Irons makes a fine Pope!

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