Some people
Shouldn’t get tattooed
Shouldn’t do tattoos
Should get a job
Should get a job and stop being creepy
Should bring me DONUTS
Nick’s recipe for Bro Juice: Empty 1 bottle each of vodka, Everclear and fruit punch into a large cooler. Add a heaping cup of despair, anxiety, and self-loathing. Stir the liquids together until they are thoroughly combined.
Shouldn’t get tattooed
Shouldn’t do tattoos
Should get a job
Should get a job and stop being creepy
Should bring me DONUTS
They should show this at schools….
and EVERY nightclub in Peterborough

Festivals line up.
Biffy Cunting Clyro….
Also, to hell with twatty alternative chicks….
OH NO the Germans are coming to get me!!!!!

This is what it is like playing Trivial Pursuit with my mother…
Jeremy Irons makes a fine Pope!
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